A Site for MY RANTS, Movie Reviews, Funny Stuff , Comics, and Technology.
MISSION STATEMENT…or “What the hell is THIS page about??”
Dec 11th
HELLO! I hope the “mission” or purpose of this blog/page will be a place that promotes Laughs, Movie Reviews, Comics, Self Learning, Conversation, occasional Tech help, and of course my random rants on just about whatever strikes me at the time.
In addition I plan on using this little corner of the web to practice my web design and overall computer knowledge to better my self, friends, and who ever else cares to visit.
So please, bear with me if things suck for awhile and do not look “cool” or even work.
OH, Before I forget. THIS PAGE WILL NOT BE FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!! I WILL USE PROFANITY. A LOT . FREQUENTLY.
Sorry. It is a bad habit I picked up defending your and my freedom to curse in the first place while serving the United States Army. So consider yourself warned. If you do not like it…FUCK OFF.
My laugh for the night…
Sep 1st
Thanks to my brother for showing me this..I needed it.
This is just one of many that the “great” (in his own mind) Ed Lover has done. More are on the web, and his own site. Man when he said the part about Nets Russian owner being like “What the FUCK did I need Jay-Z for??!!” I lost it. Good shit.
Working for close to 12 hours is not good….
Aug 31st
SO..still no rant. Blame my job. I do. Came in to work at 8:45AM and left at 8:30PM tonight. Fuck Balls!
Anyway I DO have this little treat that made me laugh, and I am SURE the Cracker will adore it. Watch or not. Fuck if I care now..I got to get some sleep.
Still not my rant, but…..
Aug 30th
Shit. I just wanted to post this. I figured IF I am stuck on my DAY OFF at the DMV, I am glad THEY had a “BAD DAY” thanks to good old Microsoft’s “Blue Screen Of Death” as I waited, and waited, and waited….
(Took them with my crappy cell phone camera. So sorry for shitty quality.)
Oh shit!
Somebody need www.jaytechhelp.com ?
FUCK THEM! $80.50 to renew my license? Get the Fuck out of here! I had to sit next to a woman TWO times my size for more than an hour and she smelled worse than hot garbage. Left an odor even after she got up that made ME want to shower. Yes folks the DMV sucks. Still.
FATMAN’s Weekly Rant Session!
Aug 29th
YO YO! It WILL be out this WEEK! (I actually have SHIT to say.) BUT I just got back from a “trip”….
What trip you may ask?? Well Ant and I were down in Maryland at the Baltimore Comic Con trying to learn, make contacts ,and PIMP our shit!! (Like an ASSHOLE I forgot my camera.)
What shit you may ask??? Well Glad you did. Please go check out the link I will provide below and SEE the NEW comic we are working on!! Check out the Logos, MOVING Images, Creator info, and best of all…EXCLUSIVE “Sneak Peek” at the Story Synopsis (This will NOT be on the site forever!)
www.legacycomic.net
So take a look, send us some feed back on what you think..or not. (Built the site myself!)
Anyway, like I said I WILL be posting this week, just really busy and tired right now. Hope you all had a great weekend too!
AMEN! Let the truth be HEARD!!
Aug 25th
I have found my soul brother! I KNEW I could NOT be the only one! Don’t believe the hype.
WATCH. IT. All. LISTEN. LEARN!
(Thanks to my bro for finding this and recognizing how it SOOOOO IS and fits me!) PEACE!
FATMAN’s Weekly Rant Session!!
Aug 15th
YUP! That time of the week again. Well I have been pretty bushwhacked by work lately and really do not have much..But thanks to the beauty of the internet(and a lot of help from my brother with some of the finds. He pretty much saved my ass this week for the blog.)..I’ll hit you all up with a mostly “VIDEO PICS from the web” type of rant this week. Most of theses either made me laugh or think, or I just liked them. So fuck off if ya don’t. Here we go:
1) SUPER BITCH SLAP!! : This shit is great. My bro showed it to me. Fucking hilarious. The slow mo shows how HARD dude got slapped. Man. In the end he is STILL dizzy walking to car. Awesome. Plus his rap sucked.
2) BATMAN “HOW TOO’s??”: These are just weird enough, and funny enough to make me interested and laugh. (PLUS I KNOW they may piss of Lord Chaos, so that is worth it.) I give them credit for creating a whole “series” of these help videos. This is but one.
3)REPORTER V.S. SNOW TUBE: (REMIX version) Thanks again to my bro for this diddy. Fucking funny. The effects just add to it. Man the guy was a trooper at the end to FINSH the report, like a pro. When you watch it in slow mo, I wonder if he realizes how CLOSE he came to dying? Think about it a inch closer or he rotates slower, and he would have come down on his NECK. Ouch.
4) DID YOU KNOW TECHNOLOGY?: Just some “thought” type shit. Could be bogus depending on WHO is supplying or sponsoring these “facts”. ( I am too lazy to look the shit up right now.) But it is a nice break from all the comedy.
5)DUCKTALES with a twist!: This guy is awesome. Shit cracks me up. HOW he discovered this talent he has to mimic Sir Ian? No clue. WHY did he decided to use it on TV theme song? Who cares?! It is BRILLIANT! He has more on youtube. (Again nod to my bro for this one.)
6) SKYNET SYMPHONIC: Again WHO has time to come up with this shit??? Wow. (Bro find too. Man he was on fire this week.) It is just cool and neat how all made from sounds of the film. Seriously folks, this takes talent. Not just on the “music” end, but to match it up with the editing. Good job. (Plus this is a classic film.) Watch it all, it is worth it. Also on this dudes You Tube page he did others..like one from Pixar’s “UP”.
7) THE WORLD OF RELIGION: This video is dead on! Should be taught in schools. Could save a lot of lives over mans stupidity! Nuff said.
With that I will come to a close this week my friends. Thanks for stopping by and commenting if you like. I hope you all have a great week, and I shall return to these here parts of the web sometime. PEACE!
2010 Summer Movie Review: The EXPENDABLES
Aug 15th
BAM! Now this is a movie! Pure mindless male junk movie fun!
It is as if SLy took an old VHS from 1980′s and blew it up for the big screen today! It has all the great necessary qualities you need in a “good old fashioned action yarn”…
1) Cheesy lines..CHECK!
2) Funny “jokes” and plays on characters with “in jokes” …CHECK!
3) Stupid plot…CHECK!
4) Forced “message”… CHECK!
5) Cameos (even though we all KNEW who it was gonna be) …CHECK!
6) Over the top ACTION and MORE over the top ACTION..CHECK!
Awwww fuck it. What more do I need to say? If you loved ANY of the action heroes when they were in their prime back in the 80′s or the newer stars in this film, you will LOVE this flick! INSTANT “dude” CLASSIC! Just sit back with a big old bag of popcorn, soda, candy, whatever, tell you lady to shut the fuck up… and ENJOY! Just zone out and be taken back to the “MAN’s ERA of ACTION films!”
Nuff said.
FATMAN’s Weekly Rant Session!!
Aug 8th
FUCK IT! I HAD a good weekend. I am even writing this post early..but yo! DUE to some other BULLSHIT and my over all mood right now..I’m just pissed off. Not in a happy mood at all to start my week. So FUCK IT! Ya gets SQUAT shit out of me. Go on. Get over it. Have a great week.
Lucky for all of you out there my brother sent me this and it really helped my mood. (It at least made me feel better enough to POST something. I was just gonna skip this week altogether as I was so grumpy.) Anyway, this dude is on point and funny, and I LOVE what he did with this video editing wise. SO SIMPLE…yet SO effective. Props my man. From now on I will follow this guy on You Tube. (This is just ONE of his many video posts.) I mean in reality, HE IS DOING what I had HOPED to do with my own “Video Rants” on this site, but better right now. Shit. Now I would seem like a pale ( no pun intended) imitation. So FUCK IT. Once again life got in my way, too old, too slow, too fat, to dumb, whatever. I now when to move aside and let other shine…. (Seriously, some of his other videos had me cracking up.) But I digress….
If you don’t agree? Fuck you. Go to some other site then. I’m OUT!
Easy link to his “comedy” You Tube Page: LINK:
Never Give Up?
Aug 5th
No matter how dumb you look or how much it HURTS? Hmmmm.
Not a motivation to me at ALL. Man.
Big thanks to ANT for finding this. I got a nice laugh out of it!
Would have been PERFECT if at the end he knocked himself the FUCK out!
THE REJECTS COMIC